BONJOUR MES AMIS...
I would first like to make an apology. I have failed in two aspects. Firstly, I have failed to make a post for a while. Secondly, the title of the previous post had a typo in it. I am very sorry. And with that, on with the blog...
INTERESTING NEWS.
I hope it is interesting this time.
DRACULA'S CASTLE FOR SALE!
DRACULA'S CASTLE FOR SALE!
Yours for just £80 million! Buy one today!
CHINA SAYS "NO" TO DUMBLEDORE!
CHINA SAYS "NO" TO DUMBLEDORE!
Chinese state media have urged citizens to think carefully when choosing an English name, so that they don't pick one with an unfortunate meaning. They also advise against choosing the names "Satan" and "Lord". I wonder why.
WATERSTONES IMPRISONS AMERICANS!
WATERSTONES IMPRISONS AMERICANS!
The Texan tourist was trapped in the Trafalgar square branch for 2 hours. At least he was polite about wanting to be set free.
THIS Week's MUSIC!
Ok so this might be a little heavy for some peoples' tastes. This was a side project by My Chemical Romance guitarist Frank Iero and it sounds very angry. I like it. The band isn't around anymore, but there is a new project called frnkiero andthe cellabration which is far easier on the ears.
THIS WEEK'S PICTURE OF A BEAR!
Enjoi.
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